May I have a bite?
March 21st, 2009
My youngest was chowing down on a cereal bar earlier today.
It was apple and cinnamon. It really looked yummy.
I asked her if I could try a bite.
“No, daddy, but you can have the wrapper!”
She hands me the wrapper.
I look at it.
She smiles very cutely.
I put the wrapper in my mouth and start chewing on it very thoughtfully.
I say, “Tastes like chicken. Does yours taste like chicken?”
Youngest stares at me with an amused look on her face.
We all laugh.




I tossed my cereal bar in the trash and chewed the wrapper. I thought it would help cut calories. Turn’s out, I’m allergic to wrappers and went into a two-month coma. Best diet ever.