So i get home from work today around 5:45pm. I lay down on the couch thinking I’m going to take a nap.
I wake up again at 7:30. I get up, make some coffee, take a shower and sit down to read the “morning” news.
Eventually I notice that it keeps getting darker instead of lighter outside. I look at my computer’s date and time. It’s Friday?? That can’t be right! I panic thinking I’m late for work, but I remember specifically that “yesterday” was Friday, because boss-man brought donuts. He does that every Friday. Hmm… Read more…
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I got a new digital memory video camera the other day and was out in the front yard playing around with it. That’s when I randomly saw out of the corner of my eye these ants dragging a spider around. Check it out: Read more…
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My youngest was chowing down on a cereal bar earlier today.
It was apple and cinnamon. It really looked yummy.
I asked her if I could try a bite.
“No, daddy, but you can have the wrapper!”
She hands me the wrapper.
I look at it.
She smiles very cutely.
I put the wrapper in my mouth and start chewing on it very thoughtfully.
I say, “Tastes like chicken. Does yours taste like chicken?”
Youngest stares at me with an amused look on her face.
We all laugh.
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I have kids. As most fathers would say, they are the most adorable, wonderful children on earth. If you don’t have younger children, you probably don’t know what Webkinz are. They’re little plush animals you can buy that come with a “secret” code that you can use to unlock online with your Webkinz account. You then have a virtual Webkinz online that you have to take care of, feed, clothe, and shelter. It’s really fun for them and me, too. Recently, my internet was down and so we couldn’t get online to “take care” of our animals. So instead, we got to playing with the real-life Webkinz, and my oldest suddenly decided that they needed sunglasses. Here is the result: (click for bigger version)
Quite cute, if I do say so myself. 
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Ever had to fill out a captcha form when signing up for something online?
Yesterday, I was approving this freak (Irritated Tulsan) as a friend on Facebook. (I still hate social networking sites, IT) I did think twice about being his friend… well… because of this:
hmmm…
You know, it could have said something like “puke cat” or “contractors suck” or “i love the whilrd”.. but no. It said “especially ruled” as if I am being threatened or something. Taunting me.
You realize, of course that captcha forms are randomly generated from a preset list of words, right? There is no way somebody was sending me a message… right?
IT knows I hate social networking sites, and by God, I refuse to even log in to my ancient myspace account. (In fact, I’m going to go delete it right now…) Myspace is the scourge of humanity, as far as I’m concerned. Turns full-grown adults into junior high, pubescent drama queens.
Ah heck.. all in good fun. IT, I still think you rule. especially.
I guess if you want to be my friend or whatever the heck it’s called… go ahead. Geez… next thing you know, I’ll be twittering or tweeting or whatever it is.
(Can you all tell I’ve been living under a rock for the last year?)
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In light of the recent citee corruption, thought I’d turn the tables a little and make fun of some of YOU people that have called the citee over the years…. These are all (mostly) real. Most of the answers are not.
(a little reminder that there are a couple thousand of us that have nothing to do with the actions of a few…) Read more…
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