Frozen dinners… sorta
I was at Walmart this morning getting some groceries. I’ll usually grab a few frozen dinners for those nights I don’t feel like cooking. While wandering down the aisle I noticed that Hungry Man was on sale for $2 each. They’re usually more like $3 or more. Shrugging my shoulders, I started looking at them seeing which flavor of fake meat I’d like to consume.
A young, male Walmart employee working on the same aisle noticed me looking at the dinners and started laughing with this annoying nose-snorting thing. Quizzically, I check my fly to be sure it isn’t wide open. When I see that it isn’t, I inquire, “Why are you laughing?”
With about three teeth in his head and spit escaping from his mouth while he talked/laughed, he blurts, “Those sat on the back dock all night and thawed out.”
“Are you serious?” I inquire.
“Yeah, I found them this morning and since they were still cold, they told me to put them back in the freezer.”
“Oh”.
Go Walmart Go.
